Disney’s dirty little secret

The Onion News Network broke the story today, which I’ve suspected for some time, that Disney has a secret laboratory for engineering their little starlets.  The Disney laboratory has been unveiled for its genetically modifying children with perfect little faces and all singing, all dancing bodies.


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